“Introducing the new Brighton range of furniture from Asda. Within the range you’ll find cabinets, chests of drawers, dressing table and wardrobes – all with ‘his and hers’ handles.”
Pull the other one
“The new 4 Drawer Beech effect Chest of Drawers can be customised to suit your child; if he’s a budding footballer you can change the standard handle to a football or if she’s a little sweetheart, you can change it to the adorable heart handle and as they grow older you can change the handle back to the generic grey pull.”
I never thought I’d see a situation where “the generic grey pull” would sound like the best of the available options.
Two colours in my head 
If HE’s a budding footballer, or SHE’s a little sweetheart.
Why can’t I be a little sweetheart, that’s what I want to know!